“Happily Ever After…” (1-hour show for women) – NEW!
Growing up, Mary’s world revolved around Barbie dolls, fairy tales, and dress up. Now, it’s too many places to go, things to do, and nothing to wear! If you have more than one size of clothes in your closet, then you need to see this show. If you wonder why you get more compliments on your hair when you do nothing to it, then you need to see this show. If you’ve only got one nerve left and somebody is always stepping on it, then you need to see this show. If you want to know how to live happily ever after, then come and laugh ’til your jaw hurts. You’ll give your facial muscles a work-out, without even breaking a sweat!!
“Mirrors, Motorcycles & One Hot Momma!” (1-hour show for women)
Get ready to laugh ’til ya cry as you hear Mary disclose beauty secrets from around the world, tell how wearing a leather jacket nearly got her kicked out of church, demonstrate why the mirror is no longer her friend, and sing what Elvis would have sung if he had been a woman. You are sure to have fun watching everyone around you laughing uncontrollably at the same things you find funny! So, bring your girlfriends and get ready to experience the funniest ”ride“ of your life!!
“Fighting for JOY!” (Women’s Conference/Retreat)
Begin your time together with this two-hour seminar, followed by one of Mary’s one-hour shows for women (see above). You will discover how to: know God’s Will for you, rid your life of shame/guilt, have JOY that does not depend on circumstances, and more! You will also experience powerful testimonies from women who have endured unspeakable pain, and yet continue to live their lives everyday to bring God glory! You will laugh MUCH and leave refreshed in your spirit, renewed in your mind, and ready to re-engage your world with the healing and hope found only in Jesus Christ!!
“I Learned That In Prison!” (1-hour show for everyone) – NEW!
At the age of 24 Mary went to the slammer! In this riotously funny show, you will hear what it was like to be locked up every day behind bars, having to make a break for it at shift change. Mary confesses that on most days, the only way to tell the employees from the inmates was to see who had the keys! From the arresting introduction to the escaping encore, you will laugh as Mary entertains you with incriminating tales from behind the barbed wire!!
“The Good, The Bad & the Ugly!” (1-hour show for singles) – NEW!
After being married for 24 years, Mary suddenly found herself single again. Since then, she has often wondered where Christian men go to find a date. This show takes you on her journey through grocery aisles, hardware stores, and online dating. You will hear hilarious profiles and pick-up lines that sound like something Clint Eastwood would say. So, bring your single friends along or come alone. Either way, be sure to wear your best date attire, because who knows? You might meet someone at the show!!